The Thursday Primetime Line-Up

With so many shows on TV, it’s hard to keep track. Here’s what’s on tonight:

8 CMT Made (CMT) – Someone wants to be made into a hip hop dancer.
Monday Night Football Preseason: Washington @ Baltimore (ESPN)
Wipeout (ABC)

9 Big Brother (CBS)
Burn Notice (USA)
Degrassi (Teennick) – Next week is the final week of the show’s summer run.
Expedition Impossible (Season Finale, ABC) – The final 4 teams go to Marrakech, but only one will win the cash prize.
Project Runway (Lifetime)

10 Beyond Scared Straight (A&E)
Futurama (Comedy Central)
Jersey Shore (MTV) – A new episode will air Sunday at 7, leading into the VMAs, with an encore playing in its usual time slot next Thursday.
LA Ink (TLC)
Rookie Blue (ABC)
Suits (USA)
Wilfred (FX)

10:30 Louie (FX) – Tonight’s episode is a full hour.
Ugly Americans (Comedy Central)

11:59 Childrens Hospital (Cartoon Network)
12:15 NTSF: SD: SUV (Cartoon Network)


The Wednesday Primetime Line-Up

8 Big Brother (CBS)
Buried Treasure (Series Premiere, FOX) – It’s like “Antiques Roadshow,” only they come to your house.
I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant (Time Slot Premiere, TLC) – 2 new episodes fill the 8 o’clock hour.
Melissa & Joey (ABC Family) – Back-t0-back episodes will air each Wednesday into mid-September.
Minute to Win It (NBC)

9 America’s Got Talent (NBC) – Four of the semifinalists will make the Top 8.
Degrassi: The Next Generation (Teennick)
Ghost Hunters (Mid-Season Premiere, Syfy)
Happy Endings (Special Episode, ABC) – This previously unaired episode finally sees the light of day in its new time slot after “Modern Family.”
Law & Order: UK (BBC America)
Outrageous Kid Parties (New Time Slot, TLC)
Roseanne’s Nuts (Lifetime)
Royal Pains (USA)
Ton of Cash (VH1)

10 The Challenge: Rivals (Season Finale, MTV) – The winner will be announced tonight, which means a new season of “The Real World” is probably not far off.
Confessions:  Animal Hoarding (Season Premiere, Animal Planet) – Yeesh! The title of tonight’s episode is “Deadly Snakes in My Bedroom.”
Damages (DirecTV)
Dance Moms (Lifetime)
Hot in Cleveland (TV Land)
The Hour (BBC America)
Necessary Roughness (USA)
Rescue Me (FX) – Prepare yourselves, because Denis Leary and Co. are probably not going to pull any punches in next week’s series finale.
Storage Wars (A&E)
Swamp Brothers (Fall Premiere, History)
Top Chef Just Desserts (Season Premiere, Bravo)

The Tuesday Primetime Line-Up

Cupcake Wars (Food Network)
Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family) – Tonight is the penultimate episode of the show’s summer run, and the girls will soon tell their therapist about their “A” problem.

9 America’s Got Talent (NBC)
Auction Kings (Discovery) – 2 back-to-back episodes air tonight.
Degrassi (Teennick)
Flipping Out (Bravo)
Take The Money and Run (ABC)
What Not to Wear (TLC)

10 Born to Dance: Laurieann Gibson (BET)
Combat Hospital (ABC)
Dirty Money (Discovery) – Two back-to-back episodes fill the 10 o’clock hour.
Picker Sisters (Lifetime)
Teen Mom (MTV)
Top Shot (History)
What Not to Wear (TLC)

11 Awkward. (MTV) – Things get — you guessed it — awkward when Matty finds about about Jake and Jenna’s kiss.
Web Therapy (Showtime)

11:30 Repo Games (Spike)

The Monday Primetime Line-Up

With so many shows on TV, it’s hard to keep track. Here’s what’s on tonight:

8 Bachelor Pad (ABC)
Basketball Wives (1-Hour Special, VH1) – The 2nd and final part of the season-ending specials airs tonight.
Eureka (Syfy)
Hell’s Kitchen (2 Hours, FOX) – The network is debuting 2 back-to-back new episodes.
NFL Monday Night Football Preseason: Chicago at NY Giants (ESPN)
The Secret Life of the American Teenager (ABC Family)

9 American Ninja Warrior (Special Night, NBC) – Part of a lot of reality burn-off tonight, NBC will air a 2-hour season finale of the 3rd season.
American Pickers (History)
Bad Girls Club (Oxygen)
The Closer (TNT)
Degrassi: The Next Generation (Teennick) – The teen drama continues to air Monday through Thursday in week 6.
Hoarders (A&E)
LaLa’s Full Court Life (Season Premiere, VH1)
The Lying Game (ABC Family) – Despite the same author for the source material as the network’s hit “Pretty Little Liars” and a nice post-“Secret Life” time slot, this intriguing new teen soap debuted well below the almost-certain-to-be-cancelled “Nine Lives of Chloe King.”
Millionaire Matchmaker (Bravo)
Tia & Tamera (Style)
Top Gear (Season Premiere, BBC America)
Warehouse 13 (Syfy)

9:30 The T.O. Show (Season Premiere, VH1)

10 Alphas (Syfy) – Guest Star Alert: Fanboy fave Summer Glau (“Firefly,” “The Cape”) guest stars.
Hair Battle Spectacular (Oxygen)
Intervention (A&E)
Most Eligible Dallas (Bravo)
Rizzoli & Isles (TNT) – It seems someone is keen on reliving the Salem witch trials in this new episode.
Surprise Homecoming (Season Finale, TLC)
Weeds (Showtime)

10:30 The Big C (Showtime) – Parker Posey finally arrives on the scene as a woman who meets Adam in a support chat room.

11 The Protector (Lifetime) – It isn’t a good sign for a new series to get pushed to an 11pm time slot.

The Sunday Primetime Line-Up

With so many shows on TV, it’s hard to keep track. Here’s what’s on tonight:

8 Big Brother (CBS)
Curiosity (Discovery) – Maggie Gyllenhaal hosts an episode about why sex is fun.
NFL Sunday Night Football Preseason: San Diego @ Dallas (NBC)

9 Drop Dead Diva (Lifetime)
Ice Road Truckers (History)
Leverage (TNT)
True Blood (HBO) – Having seen a preview, pay attention to some great scenes between Jessica and Nan Flanagan.

9:30 In the Flow with Affion Crockett (FOX) – The new sketch comedy show, which had miserable ratings last week, airs a 2nd episode tonight.

10 Against the Wall (Lifetime)
Breaking Bad (AMC)
Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO)
The Glades (A&E)
Keeping Up With the Kardashians (E!) – Now that Kim (SPOILER ALERT) got married yesterday, we should be seeing that engagement on the screen pretty soon.
My Collection Obsession (TLC Special)
Real Housewives of New Jersey

10:30 Entourage (HBO) – The final season passes the mid-way point.

The Friday Primetime Line-Up

With so many shows on TV, it’s hard to keep track. Here’s what’s on tonight, with Saturday’s programming as a ”bonus”:

8 Flashpoint (Season Finale, CBS) – This is sort of confusing, seeing as only about half of the season 4 episodes have aired in the U.S. However, the show has been renewed for an 18-episode 5th season in Canada.
Friends with Benefits (NBC) – Two new episodes will air back-to-back.
NFL Preseason: Atlanta @ Jacksonville (FOX Sports)
Wizards of Waverly Place – Although no end date has been announced, the end of the show’s final run is fast-approaching.
WWE Smackdown (USA)

8:30 A.N.T. Farm (Disney)
Thundercats (Cartoon Network)

9 Dateline NBC (NBC)
Karaoke Battle USA (ABC)
Man vs. Wild (Discovery)
Tanked (Time Slot Premiere, Animal Planet) – A new episode of show, which revolves around fish tank builders, airs in its regular time slot.

10 Four Weddings (TLC)
Haven (Syfy) – The twitter tie-in storyline that began last Friday will continue this week and on until the season finale.
The Soup (E!)
Strike Back (Cinemax) – Cinemax is probably pretty happy with the ratings for it’s new scripted drama, which could put their network on the map like “Spartacus” did for Starz.
Surviving the Cut (Discovery)
Torchwood: Miracle Day (Starz)

10:30 Fashion Police (E!)
Sugar High (Food Network)

Saturday, August 6
8 Big Time Rush (Nickelodeon)

8:30 True Jackson, V.P. (1-Hour Series Finale, Nickelodeon) – Tonight follows True and her friends as they journey to Peru for Amanda’s wedding, only to get caught up in the mystery behind a jewel heist.

The Thursday Primetime Line-Up

8 NFL Preseason: Philidelphia @ Pittsburg (FOX Sports)
Wipeout (ABC)

9 Big Brother (CBS)
Burn Notice (USA)
Degrassi (Teennick) – After tonight’s episode, only two more weeks telenovela-style scheduling before the summer finale.
Do Something Awards 2011 (2-Hour VH1 Special) – The second annual event gives Jane Lynch some Emmy-hosting practice and sheds light on young people who have done some extraordinary things.
Expedition Impossible (ABC)
Project Runway (Lifetime)

10 Beyond Scared Straight (Season Premiere, A&E)
Futurama (Comedy Central)
Jersey Shore (MTV)
LA Ink (TLC)
Rookie Blue (ABC)
Suits (USA) – Only a few more weeks until the 1st season finale, but the show has already been renewed for 16 more episodes.
Wilfred (FX) – Two new episodes air back-to-back tonight, pushing Louie back to its 1st season time slot at 11pm.

10:30 Russian Dolls (Lifetime)
Ugly Americans (Comedy Central)

11 Louie (FX)

11:59 Childrens Hospital (Cartoon Network)
12:15 NTSF: SD: SUV (Cartoon Network)